Howdy

BOOM! Thanks for your interest in connecting with me! You’re the best!

Now, before we get into what you have to say, I have a few guidelines for what you should be sending. Here’s a list of things I like to receive in my inbox and a few things I don’t.

All kidding aside, I look forward to hearing from you.

Likes (Woo!)

Questions
Comments
Pictures of your pet turtle
Animated GIFs from Happy Gilmore

Dislikes (Boo!)

Spam
Viruses
Pictures of your pet spider
Emails in Klingon